I'm too young for grey hair, too old to shop at Old Navy, and find that I have mistakenly ended up in a bible belt. Damn. Sign = aquarius
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2 Comments:
So ridiculous, haha
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Anonymous, at 8:23 AM
Oh, dear doG. LMAO. This looks like it coule been in so many towns in my good ol' home state of Michigan! I hope you can survive in the land-o-strip-mall.
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Cheeky Prof, at 9:40 PM
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