| Your Christmas Song Is |
 It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year It's the most wonderful time of the year With the kids jingle-belling And everyone telling you Be of good cheer It's the most wonderful time of the year Hands down, Christmas is your favorite holiday ever And you always enjoy every moment of it |
| Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Puppy |
 Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy... And a very soiled Christmas stocking. |
I'm too young for grey hair, too old to shop at Old Navy, and find that I have mistakenly ended up in a bible belt. Damn. Sign = aquarius
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2 Comments:
Aw, this shit is too cute! Maybe I'll do one later.
Have a great holiday!
By
Cheeky Prof, at 2:18 PM
I hope you are having a blast with a desirable mix of friends and family. Have a happy new year!
By
Miranda, at 11:29 PM
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